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The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones
for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and
we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten,
rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first
moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out
before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal
mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more
dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical "nice guy:" without just
a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on?
Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other
type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find
true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few
grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph
CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach |